Tweets

daddys-chaton-noir:

mavieaveceux:

seyelence:

you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Facts

collarbones are actually like…art to me

(via )

• guy: something spooky's happening
• fred: k we'll come check it out
• fred: daphne, velma come with me
• daphne: lol okei
• shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
• velma: shut up you two
• shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
• scooby: RAGGY
• shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
• scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
• shaggy: zoinks!
• *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
• shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
• fred: what happened?
• shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
• velma: uh oh
• monster: boo
• all: AAAAH
• *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
• *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
• velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
• monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
• velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
• *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
• monster: whoops i tripped
• scooby: i captured you
• *they pull the monster's mask off*
• fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
• suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
• scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
• all: *laugh*